Stan Lee Fights The Marvel Universe

In the course of my day, today, I came across not one, not two, but all three of the following pictures of Stan "The Man" Lee.

Since he could not be reached, I will be providing the "Picture To Stan" translations.

Let us begin.

"So, True Believers, by demonstrating my dastardly kung-fu on Steve Ditko's sanctimonious ass, I inadvertently created Spidey's now legendary Web-Spinning pose!"

"Marvelites and Marvelettes, these are my secret decoder rings! Take a look at Joe Quesada sometime, you'll decode their imprints on his face from me slapping him around.

Hard."

"Ha-Ha! Fuck you, Jack Kirby!"

I love you, Stan.

-casey-